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Aug. 22nd, 2009 @ 12:19 am Trouble
Did you know that baby skunks are really cute?

I do. Because there are two of them on my back porch right now.

And they show no desire to leave.

This is not good.
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Aug. 7th, 2009 @ 09:57 pm Do you think Hollywod has finally gotten a clue about slash?
Because I finally saw the latest HP movie (about which I will say nothing, because it's all been said already) and caught the trailer for the new Sherlock Holmes flick. The one where Holmes is played by Robert Downey, Jr. and knows how to use nunchuks (I know, I know....) and Watson is Jude Law and OMFG just from the TRAILERS I'm going "Good God, are they actually playing them gay? Because that is SURE as hell what it looks like to me!" Okay, maybe they're supposed to be Heterosexual Life Partners or something, but golly, even with my brain set at level 10 slashiness, I've never seen a movie trailer that so audaciously begged the audience to SLASH THESE GUYS!

Really, I'm wondering if it's some sort of marketing ploy. Like there was some Hollywood movie dude who went "Look, if we make the pairing opportunities *really obvious* then there will be fanfic and fanart all over the place, and hey guys, that's like FREE MARKETING for our movie!"

If so, I'm not sure whether I'm disturbed that they're using us, or glad they've figured out we're worth pandering to. If it's the latter, it's certainly working. Because, believe you me, there is NO other way you could have convinced me to see a movie where SHERLOCK HOLMES uses nunchuks. And I'm definitely planning to see this one.

ETA: Here's a link to the trailer in case you haven't seen it. It gets slasherific around :53.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4K3aM5H5KM#watch-main-area
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Jul. 25th, 2009 @ 03:09 am "Let The Right One In"
I just watched this movie with friends and am totally in love with it. As in, I think I'm going to have to buy it when it comes out. (And the number of movie DVDs I own can fit on half a shelf.

If anyone else has seen it and wants to discuss, here's your chance because I love it on so many levels.

Spoilerz -- Don't Click if you haven't seen the Movie Yet )

Right now, I'm vacillating on whether I even want to see the US remake when it comes out, but I probably will, just so I can see what horrors they've wrought upon it. I think that will be after it comes out on DVD tho, because I could see myself getting tossed out of the theater for screaming incoherently.

So, anyone else who saw it: what did y'all think?
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Jun. 10th, 2009 @ 08:06 pm One nice thing about summer in the South
It may be hot as hell, and we may be heading into triple digit temps this weekend, but I'm sitting here eating a salad of home-grown, sun-warmed red, yellow and orange tomatoes drizzled with really good balsamic vinegar.

Summer has its moments. ;)
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May. 30th, 2009 @ 01:43 am Happy Birthday Slashpine!
Eeep! I'm late! But I hope you've had a wonderful birthday!
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Apr. 23rd, 2009 @ 08:21 am I don't want to jinx this, but....
we seem to be having.... *looks right and left*.... Spring. :)

If you don't live in South-Central Texas, that might sound odd. But see, we don't always get spring. I mean, sometimes winter just stops and it goes smack into summer. Or we might get 2 weeks of coolish, moist weather -- not wet enough for rain, mind you; just humid enough to give all the roses powdery mildew -- and then, wham, the heat is on.

What we're having right now is kind of unusual. Warm days -- it got to 94 yesterday, but it's been staying pretty much in the 80s -- followed by cool nights. Like, in the 50s! O_O Yeah, that's unusual here. Plus, everything is blooming really late! Like 2 weeks to a whole month late. Usually by this time, my sweet peas are bloomed out and done for the year, but this time, they're not even blooming yet! But they're about to!

Which is what I was really writing about anyway, because OMG I have nasturtiums!!! (We almost never get nasturtiums to work because it goes from being too cold for them to too hot for them.) And a big patch of larkspur! (Not unusual, but I still love them.) And I have POPPIES!!!!!!! Back in Jan/Feb I found a pill bottle full of tiny seeds and tossed them out, and now I have frilly white poppies coming up, and pink/white ones, and rose-red ones with purple marks inside them and OMG I've never had poppies before and I LOVE them! Eeeee! (I know, I'm an idiot, but I can't help myself.)

Now, I just need the sweet peas to start blooming. C'mon, sweet peas!

Also, I actually got some tomatoes put in -- planted them straight into compost, then mulched the hell out of them -- and *for once* they actually look nice! *looks around for bad faeries* Fat, green and happy! Leaves going everywhere! Baby tomatos already even! Ssshhhhh!

So yeah, I'm a total gardening and flower dork. Keep fingers crossed please, as I would really like to have a year where I get some tomatoes and peaches.

In other news (since I like haven't posted in ages....) uhm.... oh yeah, school! Lessee.... Well, I won the undergrad creative writing scholarship for the 2nd year in a row. I entered fiction this time, and poetry last time, so that's kind of cool. Also, I got offered the creative writing internship for next year, which I'm really jazzed about because I adore all the instructors in the Creative Writing Dept AND I'll get to help my fiction prof with the national journal she and her hubby edit. I am SO looking forward to that, because I'll get a chance to see all the stories and poetry that comes in and find out what people are writing. So yeah, I'm happy about that. (It's not a paid position, of course, but I do get 3 hours of credit.) Oh, and I also got picked to present one research paper and one CW story at the school's Liberal Arts conference. I took 2nd place for the undergrad CW and 4th for the research and I won actual MONEY! (The story I entered was the same one I put in for the scholarship, so boy is THAT one paying off!) XDDDD

Sigh. Now I just have to finish 2 portfolios and 1 paper, study for a math final, find a job for summer and find out why I haven't heard about my financial aid stuff yet and go bother some more student lending institutions so I can finish my last year of college and try to keep the house from falling down around my ears and stuff, but who cares? I'm almost done with this semester and I have a yard full of flowers, which makes me stupidly happy.

And how is everyone else doing?
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Mar. 23rd, 2009 @ 06:03 pm Birthday! (Yikes! Almost forgot!)
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Hope it's a good one, darling!
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Feb. 26th, 2009 @ 04:06 am Jesus tastes like pita bread
Despite the fact that I am firmly on the side of the heathens, I accompanied my mother to Ash Wednesday service today. Worthless Brother has been causing her worlds of emotional, psychological and financial pain, so I didn't feel like I could refuse her when she asked. My mom only recently started attending church again -- we were a fairly secular family through a good part of my formative years -- and her previous experience was with the CoC, which is probably the most boring church in existence. (If there was anything entertaining about church at all, believe me, the CoC found a way to suck the joy right out of it.) Now, however, she's going to a United Methodist church and all the "high church" bells and whistles just fascinate her. (It's quite amusing, actually. She called me up one night all breathless with excitement because they had a church mixer where WINE was served. "These people actually drink!" were her words.)

Anyway, this was her first Ash Wednesday service at the new church, and since I actually have more experience with "high church" stuff than she does -- I went to an Episcopalean school -- she wanted moral support and, like I said, who was I to refuse?

Except, this meant she expected me to take communion with her. The problem with that is, I've never taken communion before. Because I'm not baptised. CoC is one of the "dunking" churches, and frankly, even if I had ever felt the 'call to serve Jesus', there was no way I was letting Brother Osborn hold me under water. Nothing doing. (Also, I figured that if Dante's Inferno really does exist, maybe I could still squeeze into Limbo with the Virtuous Pagans.)

So, my plan was to just sit in the pew and wait for my mom to do the Communion -- Pray -- Ashes thing, but... that's not what happened. An usher came to conduct our row out and up, and between him and my mother's pleading glance, I rolled my eyes and resigned myself to my fate; which I rather hoped wouldn't entail me vanishing in a gout of celestial fire when I touched the chalice, you know? So we make our way up to the priests/ministers/whatever-the-Methodists-call-them, and one of them is standing there with a big, spongey round of flat bread. It's the kind that makes really good gyros when it's grilled with olive oil, but rather lacks something when it's plain. So this old guy rips me off a sizable chunk of This-Is-My-Body, hands it to me, I go to the next guy, dunk it in the wine and put it in my mouth. Where it SITS because, well, it's large. And kind of gummy. And suddenly I'm seized with a certain quandary that I'm sure every Catholic or High-Church Protestant soul has experienced at least once in their church-going lives:

Does one chew Jesus?

My natural inclination was probably not so there was an uncomfortable minute or so where the Communion Host just sort of wallowed in my mouth, swelling and getting gummier by the second. My options were dwindling to Chew or Spit Out, and I was simply not willing to offer that sort of insult. It was beginning to look like a stand-off, but when we went to the kneeling bench before getting our noggins smeared, I managed to sort of tongue-mash the Host into a swallowable consistency and coax it down my throat. I'm not sure either of us was exactly happy about it, but while pretending to pray for forgiveness, I had the "Look, this is for my mom, okay? I'm following that whole 'Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother' thing, so give me a break, please?" chat, and that seemed to do the trick. Down it went, and the rest of the service passed without incident, fortunately.

Which meant I could come home and study for my math test. Which I'm still avoiding doing lo these many hours later. Which is why I'm posting this. Just so you know.

Obviously I didn't give up procrastination for Lent.
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Feb. 18th, 2009 @ 05:40 pm Original Works Filter: Luminous Fragments (semi-final draft)
Hiya kids!

Here's the finished draft that I sent to Fiction class today. I'll let you know what everyone says in next week's workshop. (It should be interesting... Personally I'm betting on comments like 'overwritten' 'sentimental' 'are these women supposed to be lesbians?' and 'I don't get it'.) >_<

I'm not finished messing with this, of course, and depending on its reception, I might add more scenes. As seems to be typical , the scenes I originally wrote didn't even end up in the mix, and I had ideas for others as well. Still, I think I might actually be pleased with how this turned out (which almost certainly means my instructor will hate it); oh and BTW you are now welcome to tell me it sucks rotten dinosaur eggs, etc.. :D

Luminous Fragments )
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Feb. 17th, 2009 @ 05:02 pm Snack Rec! Hate!Sex even!
Hey folks, if you've been missing Snape/Black, and especially if you've been missing "OMG I HATE YOU!" sex, go check out the great ficlet [info]torino10154 wrote me here: http://torino10154.insanejournal.com/154020.html

It's short but definitely NOT sweet. It's also hot! Check it out!
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Feb. 14th, 2009 @ 11:55 am In Honor of the Martyrdom of St. Valentine
I didn't get any further than this one. It's so ME that it just stopped me dead.



hp_hardcore presents Hardcore Valentines! Click here to get your own!


Disclaimer: I have never engaged in erotic pony play. Pretending to be a horse on innumerable childhood playgrounds with my other horse-crazy friends is, however, a different matter entirely. It's probably a good thing I'm not into pony play because I would be a very exacting mistress. "That was the most pitiful attempt at a whicker I have ever heard. Try it again, or I use the curb bit."
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Jan. 30th, 2009 @ 05:28 pm Zombies Reported in Austin
I have sort of a love-hate relationship with my home state.

Today, I just gotta love it.

Road Signs Warn of Zombies

I especially like how the news reporter actually has an escape plan to share.

Hmm.  Bush is back in Dallas now, and zombies are roaming I-35.  I wonder if they're heading north?

No, wait.  That's right.  They eat brains....

Piffle.
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Jan. 30th, 2009 @ 03:26 pm Good Things

So, after the Post of Pain, how about some good stuff that's going on?

Food )

Weather )

Gardening )

Birds! )

So see, even when wrestling with brain chemical imbalances, there are still bright spots.  Summer will be here all too soon, frying gardens to a crisp and sending everyone indoors into air-conditioned aestivation, so I try to savor days like these as much as possible.  I hope you're all able to enjoy whatever season you're having wherever you are, if only in some small way.

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Jan. 28th, 2009 @ 10:49 am Birthday Girls!!!!
Sorry for my failure at cool graphics, but I wanted to send big Happy Birthday HUGS and best wishes to two amazingly talented people whom I really adore:

[info]fanlay (whose b-day was yesterday)

and

[info]r_grayjoy!


Hope you had, are having, and continue to have wonderful birthdays!
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Jan. 28th, 2009 @ 03:33 am HOLY SHIT, YOU GUYS!!!
Well, I wish I had an icon for *stunned shitless* because I'd sure be using it!

I'm just.... Jeez, people, it's taken me like over 25 minutes just to process LANGUAGE again, because... yeah, uhm.... SPEECHLESS.

And stunned. And utterly and completely humbled.

Definitely humbled.

I'm just... jeez, okay, I did NOT mean to sound that pathetic and all, and... god, there are people SO much worse off than me, and... GAH!

Thank you. All of you. Really.

I don't feel like I probably deserve the consideration you've given me, especially on top of your friendship and emotional support, but... I'll do my best to BE deserving of it.

Thank you, guys. The last time I felt this deeply affected by something was... erm, the Inauguration last Tuesday. And lessee, before that.... I don't have a freaking clue.

Yeah, okay. You people are now offically on par with Obama. ;-)

*bows*

You guys are the best! And no, I really don't deserve you.

*HUGS*



(And yes, fine, all right, I'll call my doctor in the morning. And those other numbers & sites you were so sweet to find for me, too.) :D

*hugs very surprised cat in lieu of flist and heads to bed*
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Jan. 26th, 2009 @ 01:21 pm Because that whole idea that writing is a solitary art? Is bollocks.

Another thing that writing fanfic has taught me is that I do my best work when I can knock ideas around with people. And that it's always good to have a second and third and fourth set of eyes, especially for poetry.

You know where this is leading, right?

I've decided that instead of stressing out over my fiction and poetry, I'm going to utilize the interested parties on my flist. Yes, that means I'm making an Original Fic/Poetry/Etc filter. If you want to be on it, comment here and I'll add you.

Before you freak, no, being on the filter doesn't mean you *have* to comment on anything I put up there. I understand that time is limited. It just gives you the opportunity should you so desire.

And no, it also doesn't mean I won't like you anymore if you don't sign up. Please. I wholly subscribe to that Lazarus Long quotation of "People who read their poetry in public probably have other annoying habits as well" (or whatever it was, exactly.) Trust me, I'm under no delusions about the alleged 'nobility' of the literary arts, and am quite aware that only about 2% of the entire literate world even likes poetry. (And it only goes up to 4%, even for English majors.) I would no more thrust my work under unsuspecting or undesiring noses than I would knock on your door unannounced to "testify" about how Jeezus (TM) restored my tattered virginity.

Fair warning: I'm in a poetry workshop this semester and have to write 1 poem per week, so you'll probably see a lot more poetry than fic. OTOH, it takes me awhile to ferment original fic ideas so I expect there will be some discussions, which probably start with things like "Tell me which of these ideas suck less" but might actually include interesting stuff like "Anyone know where all the poor artists lived in 1920s Paris?" Who knows?

Anyway, if you're at all interested, speak up. Like I said, it doesn't commit you to anything. Except for having to scroll over at least one non-fandom post every week or so.
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Jan. 25th, 2009 @ 10:17 pm A question for you Snape/Sirius readers: Do you think [info]fabularasa's stories are "Dark"?
This is something I've been pondering for a long time, and I just wondered what others who had read her stuff -- and if you like Severus/Sirius, then I'm sort of assuming you have -- thought.

Cut to spare the non-Snack folks on my flist )
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Jan. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:45 pm RL Update
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I keep telling myself I'll post when I "decompress" from last semester, but I've decided that day may never come, so I'm just going to have to grit my teeth and do it. Do a lot of things, actually.

cut for navel gazing, sick cats and tres dull mental health issues )

All I can say, dear f-list, is please forgive me for seeming like I'm ignoring you. I've just got some brain and life issues to deal with that are preventing me from being the kind of online friend I'd like to be. I feel like I'm walking around underwater and dragging the chains of Marley's Ghost besides. It makes doing anything -- even typing -- rather difficult.

Fortunately, life is not all cold syrup and rust. My classes this semester are very cool -- except for math, which is never cool, but I'm bearing with it. The poetry workshop rocks, and I'm probably going to end up writing more than I have in years because of it. Yay! I got my Senior Seminar paper back from my Arthurian Lit prof and, despite me thinking it was utter crap, he is urging me to publish it (with a bit of clean up, of course) and wants to sponsor it for a symposium/call to papers type of thing, so OMG I'm jazzed over that. I'm taking the fiction workshop again, and stressing the hell out, because I always stress out over fiction. And my Fic prof has been handing me journals under the table with notes that say "This would be good to submit to!" which is very encouraging so... I guess I kinda need to start cleaning up my original stuff and mailing it out. Sigh.

And of course I have fandom duties. No, I haven't forgotten about those. I've got a Snupin Fantasy Fest fic to finish, a bi-monthly [info]daily_deviant commitment, and I'm determined to write more Snack this year. There are some tempting looking fests out there, but luckily I've been able to temper the urge to sign up. Oh, and I promised to put up some notes on my Snupin_Santa piece, which I'll do eventually (but probably only once interest has dwindled to the point that everyone goes "Whut?" when I post it.) ;-)

Hmm, nothing like an RL post to make you look back over it and go "Wow, I need my drugs back really badly!" huh?

I'll try not to be such a stranger. (As long as I can still be strange.)
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Jan. 10th, 2009 @ 08:44 pm You Know Me So Well -- Snape/Lupin, NC17 (slightly expanded version)

Title: You Know Me So Well
For: Snupin Santa 2008
Recipient: [info]snegurochka_lee
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 7350
Warnings: bondage, non-con/dub-con, wanking, rough sex, hate sex, werewolf bestiality
Secondary Pairing: Snape/Mulciber
Summary: You will never forget how it happens: the way his lip curls around the word, the way he bares his uneven teeth in a silent hiss, the way his eyes fuse horror, fascination and contempt into one searing glance that brands you for the rest of your days. You are a monster. And in all the world, only the two of you understand.
Time Period: Set during PoA and MWPP era.
Author’s Note: Thank you to my wonderful and most excellent beta [info]ships_harry without whom this would have been an absolute mess, and a wink to [info]blpaintchart for some Brit-picking she didn't know was for this fic. Lee, I really was looking at doing one of your plotty prompts -- or rather something based on elements from both your long plotty promtps -- but the Semester from HELL (TM) was busy having its way with me and I had to fall back to something shorter and a bit simpler, figuring that you would rather have a short but intense (and hopefully well-crafted) story rather than long but half-assed one. I hope I was right. ;-) I have to admit I wasn't entirely happy with the last bit -- possibly due to conflicting school deadlines and me pulling 2 all-nighters in a row while finishing this -- so it's been just slightly reworked -- maybe 'retouched' is a better word -- with the result being, uhm, slightly more smex. Or rather, slightly more graphic smex. (Don't ask how these things happen. They just do.)
Story Notes: I think I've decided to post some meta on this story as well -- at least a third of which will probably be bitching about a certain 'makes absolutely NO fucking sense!' canon decision by JKR which resulted in way too much hair-pulling and teeth-gnashing on my part -- but I'll do that in a separate post due to possible spoilers. I might even dig around on the 'cutting room floor' file and toss out a couple of deleted scenes; and maybe even include a contest poll for "Why was this scene deleted?" (including the option "Because it sucks, duh!") Hmm.... ticky box meta. That could be weird. And maybe fun. We shall see.

You Know Me So Well )
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Jan. 5th, 2009 @ 05:49 pm Some More Snusa Recs
I realize it's a bit late in the game for recs, but in case you're way behind on your Snupin reading (like me), I did want to post about some of the stories I've really been enjoying.

Taste -- A stunning piece in so many ways. It hit my literary kink for very well executed extended metaphor, and my characterization kink by making Snape exactly the rotten bastard that JKR says he is, but still making him so wonderful that you can't let him go. The exploration of the dark, wolfish side of Remus' nature is so well done, but the real gold here is how the writer shows the way their relationship changes over the years until the end. This will seem dark to some folks, but to me, it was more 'darkly romantic'. Oh, and did I mention that it's also OMFG hot? No? Well, it is! I have a pretty high smut tolerance but this left me squirming and biting my lip. Good stuff on a whole lot of levels.

The Voyage of the HMS Leviosa -- Yes, everyone in the world has rec'd this already, so I'm just tossing my 2 shillings into the pot. I have friends who've been trying to get me read O'Brien's "Master & Commander" books, and if they are anywhere near this good -- even without the slash -- I'm going to have to check them out. Also, I'm a complete whore for a good bibliography -- the sort that sends you scrambling for the uni library website and the ILL button -- and this one has that. If you haven't read this yet, then kiss the gunner's daughter and take 12 lashes from the boy's pussy. XD

Blood Moon -- Draco isn't a character I normally expect to see in Snupin fics. In general, I can take or leave Draco -- usually leave -- unless he's really well done, and here? He is really well done. This writer made me believe Draco would clean Snape's house -- and not even with sexual favors attached. OK, that probably sounds glib, and I really don't mean it to, because while we bandy the word "dark" around a lot, this fic really is dark. Not in a graphic way, though. You'll hear about throats being torn out and blood thrown around, but you won't see it for the most part. It's very restained in that way -- and to good effect, I think. The darkness in this story is the miasma that surrounds Snape and Lupin in this dystopic "Voldemort won" scenario. It's like a whirlpool that they are sucked into against their will, with their only consolation being that they are together. If you shy away from darkfic because of Snape/Lupin death, or graphic rape, non-con, blood or general gore, you can probably read this safely. It is dark, yes indeed, but it's so well done, I must recommend you try it. (And should you need something happy to read afterwards, perhaps a re-read of Magical Magazine would hit the spot? Yes, I already rec'd this, but really, if you haven't read it yet, you should. And it would be an excellent, high-spirited chaser after any dark fic.)

Forbidden Passion: A Soap Opera in Five Acts -- Normally, I'm not one for soap operas, but this? This had exactly the effect on me that soap operas seem to have on so many people: you can't stop watching. Or in my case, I couldn't stop reading. The framing for this story is so clever. Several of our familiar characters -- all of whom are exceptionally well-realized -- are addicted to a particular soap opera in which the usual bizarre and unbelievable soap-opera-type things are happening. As the characters follow their favorite soap -- and the 'excepts' alone are so entertaining they're reason enough to read this -- another soap opera is unfolding around them, and it was just as captivating to me as the 'real' soap was to Rosmerta, Remus and, oh yes, Dumbledore. Aside from the soap opera thing, I had my doubts about Remus as an ultra-femme gay guy -- it's not a way I normally imagine him -- but the writer has done just a fantastic job, following the prompt to the letter but still giving us a very recognizable and believable Remus. This fic really has everything -- it will make you laugh, it will wring your heart, it will make you shake your laptop and scream "What is WRONG with you!" at the characters, it will make you sweat from the UST, and squirm with the very hot and wonderful smex scenes. Even if you don't like soap operas, you have to experience this one.

Five Times Snape and Lupin Had Sex At Order Headquarters... -- How could I not read something where I'm assured of at least five smex scenes? That sort of promise is too good to pass up, and this one definitely delivers. While I will happily admit that I take great delight in PWPs, this one has more to offer than just the sexing. For those of you are familiar with her work, it has just a bit of a [info]fabularasa feel to it -- not in any derivative way, though; and of course I mean that as a high compliment. :) I really enjoyed this, but then, give me a hot, conniving Alpha!Remus who's willing to do whatever it takes to get Snape where he wants him, and I'm more than halfway to happy already. Nom.

I'm probably leaving out some things, but my brain is still fried from the holidays, and I'm still reading Snusas, so this will do for now. There are still 2 days till the Big Reveal, after all. So... what are y'all catching up on?
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